Heyo, I'm sarge! I don't like capitalizing only the first letter of my name, and SARGE is very forceful, so I pretty much only write my name in all lowercase. I guess that's a fun fact about me.

In my free time, I like to read, play games, and listen to music. Somehow my collection of books and CDs keeps growing every time I turn my back... I'm sure I had nothing to do with it. I can watch movies, but have a hard time dedicating myself to watching a TV show that goes for more than a couple seasons unless I'm REALLY into it. I like knitting and will crochet if the occasion calls for it, but I don't enjoy it.

I spend almost too much time playing Torn City, a text-based browser MMORPG where you commit crimes and... socialize. I promise it's fun. If you join up via any of the links on my site (or even revisit later, if you have cookies enabled), I get a kickback for referring you. The crime in this instance is fraud in the form of a pyramid scheme. Come to the dark side, we have an achievement system and Number Go Up.

I have three darling, devious pets: my clever little puppy, Gir, who is going on 16 and will probably outlive us all; my cat, Zoey, who enjoys climbing up counters, meowing at 3 in the morning, and trying to escape to the great outdoors; and my other cat, River, who is a bit more reticent (but is also willing to meow at 3am if required).

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. I don't know exactly what these buttons and badges are saying about me, but I'm sure it's all very flattering. The only one I made is the firefly button, the rest are from one of the sites linked in "Credits" or resurrected from the depths of my hard drive.